| “Whilst sorting through some old papers I came across a tattered
  old sheet of A4 with almost obliterated typing on both sides. Thinking it was
  part of the Dead Sea Scrolls I examined it further and guess what? It was the
  programme for the Christmas Concert held in the Camp Hall in December 1953.
  Pity I didn't find it before this year's reunion. However, it was such poor
  quality it wouldn't scan into my PC so I painstakingly copied it as it is,
  warts and all. Some old names leapt at me from the sheet - Till,
  Loftus, Jackman, Tidey,
  Fleetwood, Burmese boys, Barnes, Deputron, Brown
  (must be PFC!), Clucas, Barwick, Mills, Hayhurst, Lenihan, Stubberfield and Lane. You will remember more. I remember
  being Apprentice CSM of HQ Company and Corporal of Horse Donkey Wilcox telling me to search the Company for talent and get
  some acts together. This we did and it was fantastic!! One guy who stands out
  in my memory was  [Alan MORTON] | 
| Army Apprentices School, Arborfield “Christmas Concert” Wednesday 16th December 1953 at  
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A Touch of Humour
| INTERNAL MEMOS-CIRCA 1951/2 To:
  Chief InstructorFrom:
  Commandant On Thursday evening at approx 1800 hrs, Halley’s
  Comet will be visible in this area, an event which only occurs every 76
  years. Please have the soldiers assemble in the area outside this building
  and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them. In case of rain we will not
  be able to see anything, so assemble the soldiers in the canteen and I will
  show them a film of it. To:
  AdjutantFrom:
  Chief Instructor By order of the Commandant, on Thursday at 1800 hrs
  Halley’s Comet will appear above the area outside this building. It it rains, please assemble the soldiers and proceed to the
  canteen where this rare phenomenon will take place, something which occurs
  only every 76 years. To:
  Coy CommandersFrom:
  Adjutant By order of
  the Commandant, at 1800 hrs on Thursday the phenomenal Halley’s Comet will
  appear in the canteen. In case of rain in the area outside the building, the
  Commandant will give another order, something which occurs only once every 76
  years. To:
  Coy C.S.M.s From:
  Coy Commanders On Thursday at 1800 hrs, the Commandant will appear
  in the canteen with Halley’s Comet, something which happens every 76 years
  but only if it rains. The Commandant will order the Comet into the area
  outside the building. To:
  Platoon SergeantsFrom:
  Coy C.S.M.s When it rains on Thursday at 1800 hrs, the
  phenomenal 76 years old Bill Haley, accompanied by the Commandant, will drive
  his Comet through the area outside the building and into the canteen. |